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Old Jun 11, 2008, 12:19 AM // 00:19   #101
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"Ouch, Ouch, Ouch. That smoothie gave me a mind freeze"

Let's see a monk next
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 01:10 AM // 01:10   #102
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The time of amity ended with the war broke out

Dervish now
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 06:47 AM // 06:47   #103
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We participated in a Vow of Silence to support the community.

Gogo Power-Ranger!
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 07:33 AM // 07:33   #104
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I get a lot of companionship from my dog...and when he is feeling great I like to watch him pounce on the tennis ball!

next mes
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #105
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GW will be echoing throughout eternity (hope)
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 09:17 AM // 09:17   #106
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Previous one didn't put a prof, so i'm going for warrior .
This masseuse is famous for her triple chop massage style.
Next gimme Rt.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 09:26 AM // 09:26   #107
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There was an explosive growth of warts on my ass the other day.

Next up: paragon
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 10:24 AM // 10:24   #108
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"They're on Fire!", shouted the Fireman as the family of 9 emerged from the burning building.


Next up: Assassin
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 11:41 AM // 11:41   #109
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Vlad Tepes liked to Impale his enemies.

next up warrior.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 02:28 PM // 14:28   #110
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im not a wife beater, what put her at the hospital was just a symbolic strike to show my affection.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #111
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After just having been punched in the face for excessive QQing, Billy slowly opened his eyes and started seeing some confusing images.

Next up: Paragon.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 03:02 PM // 15:02   #112
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I stabbed a kid by accident and he thought he was gonna die and I said its ok it's just a flesh wound.

Necrozor next?
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 03:10 PM // 15:10   #113
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The kid got trapped down the Well of Blood, and suffocated because of a Poisoned Heart.

^Lame!

ELE NEXT
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 04:39 PM // 16:39   #114
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Cavemen uses stone daggers and stoning i wander how often they get to kill a dinasour.

Next Up Ranger.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 05:41 PM // 17:41   #115
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"That was a savage shot," one officer exclaimed to his partner after seeing his partner shoot a man in the face...

Next is rit.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 05:46 PM // 17:46   #116
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The Agony of defeat... (i think that was part of national geographic's opening voice over, don't remember which documentary, too long ago)

next up Ranger.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #117
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After the point blank shot of the riot-gun, there was little left of the thiefs' face.
Assassin is next.
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Old Jun 11, 2008, 07:10 PM // 19:10   #118
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My ex girlfriend sent a postcard from hell with an Augury of Death....btw she hates me since she tried out my Iron Palm

i'm really wicked...lol

paragon next
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Old Jun 12, 2008, 11:01 AM // 11:01   #119
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"Stand Your Ground!" shouted the General to his troops.

Next up: MORE PARAGON!
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Old Jun 12, 2008, 01:43 PM // 13:43   #120
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""Help Me!" shouted George W Bush, while being attack by a bunch of angry beavers.

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